Lastnight was a Monday night Big Lebowski party at a downtown bar, the Elbow Room. Quite a bit of fun, I must say. And even though I was informed last minute, I think I dominated the female Dude character with my Goodwill pants and my very own bathrobe. I also dominated the white russians.
AND I was handed a free Kahlua shirt last night. It was pretty cute, I must say. I'm a fan of red, and on the back was "achiever". I was proud. However, after a really cute story about her daughter and an offering of $10, I sold said Kahlua shirt. I think that the Kahlua company would approve of the capitalist venture, as I then bought three more white russians (gave two to the couple that bought the shirt from me) with the money, and left a nice tip for the bartender. That was one point earned by me! And I suppose karma had it in for me that night, because ten minutes later, the same people that gave me a shirt, gave me a Kahlua mug! I win again! I did not, however, sell this item. I poured three white russians into said mug, and went to town!
To go white russians? We have an app for that.
I win this battle against the world.
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